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21 Golden Globe Winners Not Even Nominated At The Oscars

Burkhard Dallwitz, Philip Glass (The Truman Show) – Best Original Score

HFPA: Terrific, mood-inducing collaboration from both musicians.

AMPAS: We’re not going to go mad with this one. The music is not very warry or Elizabethiany.

Dreamgirls – Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

Golden Globes

HFPA: As lavish and gorgeous a musical as you will see all year. Sold.

AMPAS: We’re sold too. We we vote in all the lavish, gorgeous, musical categories. We might even pile on the votes for a singer doing acting.

Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski (The People vs Larry Flynt) – Best Screenplay

Golden Globes

HFPA: Milos Forman know how to work a screenplay. Fuck it, we’ll give him Best Director too.

AMPAS: Yeah we love Forman, we’re in. But that script, pretty dirty stuff.

Robin Williams (Mrs. Doubtfire) – Best Actor Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

HFPA: Was he the king of comedy? I mean, this was hilarious.

AMPAS: We have a clause in our voting hat says only vote for Robin Williams for his dramatic roles. Sorry.

Kate Winslet (The Reader) – Best Supporting Actress

Golden Globes

HFPA: Pretty much steals the film. Fuck it, we’re going to give her Best Actress too for that Sam Mendes drama.

AMPAS: Look, she’s not getting two. She picks one, campaigns, category fraud, whatever, but she’s not getting two.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona – Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

Golden Globes

HFPA: Quite a deeper human relationships story from Woody Allen, but funny mostly.

AMPAS: Woody Allen? Oooh, is there a juicy supporting role by any chance?

Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky) – Best Actress Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

HFPA: Nobody does bleak comedy like Mike Leigh. And Sally Hawkins is outstanding. Has she ever even been to an awards show? Bless her.

AMPAS: We like Mike Leigh too. But if we can’t nominate David Thewlis, or give Brenda Blethyn the Oscar, we’re not going for this. Wouldn’t be fair.


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  1. Al Robinson (@Listman1982) Al Robinson (@Listman1982) January 8, 2018

    The Jim Carrey snub is especially hard to swallow. Butt also I still don’t know how Oscar voters ignored the wonderful Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Nocturnal Animals.

  2. […] the year is here. In a few weeks. For now let’s enjoy what we have left. Right now, its the Golden Globe Awards. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) have finally made their minds up regarding the best […]

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